| Drabble: Jingle Bells |
[Dec. 17th, 2009|01:43 pm] |
Title: Jingle Bells
Author: ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) alisanne
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Challenge: Written for ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/community.gif) snarry100's prompt #192: Jingle Bells
Warning(s): Silliness
A/N: Harry owes Severus big time.
Beta: sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
( Jingle Bells ) |
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| Are you jealous yet? Are you?! |
[Dec. 17th, 2009|11:14 am] |
So my week of awesomeness continues being awesome. Another gift for me posted! ART. Yes, someone really loves me. *buys another lotto ticket*
The only downside is that I'm pretty sure this is the last possible gift to post for me, lol. BUT! Considering how awesome everything I've been given has been? I am so so so lucky.
Today's gift: Taste on Kinky Kristmas, which is ART, of the VERY not safe for work or inlaws or children variety. It's a gorgeously drawn Kingsley and Charlie (unf!) and there are bits of male anatomy sort of front and center, but dude. The tongue and the licking and the hipbones? I'm...just... unf. And ngngngh!
I believe I shall just collapse right here into a puddle of gooey squee. *collapses*
Also, and this is like a 180° twist in this post, but leela_cat is doing a Eight Days of Hanukah event on her journal. I've already snagged some delicious recipes from her and read one of the most beautiful bits of original femslash, but yesterday's offering was a Snape-centric gen fic which is just completely moving. The Friday Box is a story you really need to read. |
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| Birthday Greetings |
[Dec. 17th, 2009|11:49 am] |
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Happy Birthday to
Many happy returns! :) |
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| Submission & Beta Queue Closing for Holidays |
[Dec. 17th, 2009|11:56 am] |
The Quidditch Pitch staff would like to wish all of you a safe and happy holiday season!
Queue: Beginning Monday 21 December 2009 through Monday 4 January 2010, our submission queue will be closed for the holidays. This is to allow our entire staff time to finish their current stories and prepare for the holidays with their families and friends. The staff of The Quidditch Pitch will return energized after the holiday to fulfill all of your fanfiction needs. If you are currently working on stories you would like posted to the site, please contact your Quidditch Assistant and make arrangements to have the story updated prior to 21 December.
Happy Holidays! |
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| Kinky Kristmas Art: Taste (Charlie/Kingsley) |
[Dec. 17th, 2009|12:00 pm] |
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: eeyore9990
From: A Mischievous Member!
Title: Taste
Characters/Pairings: Charlie Weasley/Kingsley Shacklebolt
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: licking?
Other Warnings: none
Artist's Notes: none
( Taste [NWS Art!] ) |
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| Kinky Kristmas Fic: Exposed (Harry/Draco) |
[Dec. 17th, 2009|12:00 pm] |
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: kabal42
From: A Mysterious Member!
Title: Exposed
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione (mentioned)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Light bondage
Other Warnings: EWE
Word Count: 3257
Summary/Description: "In which Harry jumps to conclusions and Draco jumps Harry."
Author's Notes: I cannot say enough about how incredibly helpful r_grayjoy was in the writing of this fic. She's an awesome mod (as you can clearly see on daily_deviant any given day, and an even more awesome friend.
Dear my recipient, I hope you enjoy this fic!
( Exposed ) |
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[Dec. 17th, 2009|11:27 am] |
Hi there!
I am in the process of doing holiday cards and would love to send one to you! If you would like to receive a card from me and my young man, just leave your address in the comments, and I will get that right out. International friends welcome :D |
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| Fic: Rest and Relaxation |
[Dec. 17th, 2009|09:04 am] |
Title: Rest and Relaxation
Author: alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary: Harry takes an enforced holiday.
Word Count: 482
Genre: Romance
Warnings: Mild angst, a sad lack of porn.
A/N: Written for adventdrabbles prompt 16: Christmas robin. This is part 16 in my Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards series, the previous parts being: Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 1 - Candles, Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 2 - Plum Pudding, Inexplicably Bound, A Snog and a Cuddle, Tinsel Talk, Hot Buttered Harry, Stockings Stuffed With Care, Finding the Perfect Tree, Why Santa's Jolly, Important Research, A Hint of Ginger, On a Wing and a Prayer, Caretaker, Just Punishment and True Bond.
Beta: sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
( Rest and Relaxation ) |
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| Fic: The Santa Suit |
[Dec. 16th, 2009|10:21 pm] |
Title: The Santa Suit
Author: alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Summary: Santa Clause is coming to town. ;)
Word Count: 155
Genre: Humor
Warnings: Innuendo.
A/N: Written for dracoharry100's Christmas prompt: Saint Nick, and for slythindor100's Advent prompt: Sexy santa
Beta: leela_cat
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
( The Santa Suit ) |
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| Hey all the Brits on my Flist...I have questions... |
[Dec. 16th, 2009|09:29 pm] |
Please don't be offended by my ignorance either...
1. Cornbread (not corn muffins..cornbread)...is this something that a English person would and does eat or make on occasion?
2. Same thing with Chili?
3. Surfing...I have seen on the Travel Channel here a program that showed surfers around the Cornwall area...any information? Am I right in assuming the water is cold, even in the summer?
Thanks |
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| I must have done something good! |
[Dec. 16th, 2009|07:32 pm] |
I have no idea what it could be, but I must have done something DAMN good, because I am being SHOWERED with awesome fic this fest season.
TWO fics today. TWO. *puts up fingers, shows you* TWO.
First (in the order that I saw them, lol), was the gift written for me on daily_deviant's Kinky Kristmas, He Wants Him, which is Bill/Draco and Charlie/Draco (and has one of my favorite new kinks: double dipping!!). Part of my request was that plot be left entirely out of the fic. :D Yes, I'm serious. Plot was my deal-breaker. Hey! It's Kinky Kristmas. Don't judge me! :P
Anyway, the author totally took my prompt and ran wild with it and it's AWESOME. I totally flailed. Even if you're not into HP fandom, you should probably check this one out, because dude, you don't need to know anything about the fandom to drool over it. Seriously.
And then!! As if that wasn't enough... I checked my LJ flist and what to my wondering eye should appear but a happy_trekmas fic, for me!!! ME! *flails more* This was a sublimely intense bit of Kirk/Spock with sensory deprivation and much hand porn along with some really awesome Vulcan history. I was so drawn into this fic, just the language that the author uses is fantastic and lyrical in the extreme.
Songs of Seleya.
And that's not even taking into consideration the fact that I've already received an awesome Drarry fic on harry_holidays and an utterly magnificent Snermione fic on snapelyholidays.
I'm gonna go out and buy a lotto ticket now. :D I'm sure to win!
Bah, meant to cross post this way earlier. |
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| the sweet taste of freedom |
[Dec. 16th, 2009|09:21 am] |
Guess who is done with finals, omfg.
Tomorrow I am going to celebrate by doing laundry. Which doesn't seem exciting, but I am down to the Clothes I Never Wear. Which is also a good indication of what needs to go in the donate pile.
ALSO I AM GOING TO DRAW. My god, am I going to draw. Later when I am a little less DONESQUEE, I will post some shots of my projects. I am pretty damn happy with them. |
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| Birthday Wishes |
[Dec. 16th, 2009|05:44 pm] |
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Happy Birthday to
Many happy returns! :) |
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| writing |
[Dec. 16th, 2009|03:42 pm] |
Since there were so many votes for slash in my poll the other day, my muse decided to abandon het stories. Never mind the fact I am at less than a dozen words from finishing my 100quills prompt table. *pokes muse with pointy stick*
Today's offering for adventdrabbles is Regulus/severus Charlie/severus. Yes, I know someone's name is lower case. While there is no actual D/s action in the fic, Severus does refer to Charlie as Master.
I may be writing up a bit of Snupin next, or I might write up a trio fic with Charlie/Severus/Harry. We'll see where my muse goes with tonight's prompt.
I got a lovely bit of Snarry art in the mail from accioslash. Thank you! |
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| Drabble: Snowbound |
[Dec. 16th, 2009|02:17 pm] |
Title: Snowbound
Author: alisanne
Pairing: Neville Longbottom/Bill Weasley
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Warnings: Sneaky Gyrffindors. ;)
Beta: sevfan
Challenge: Written for neville100's prompt #99: Snowbound
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
A/N: Yay Billville!
( Snowbound ) |
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| Kinky Kristmas Art: Most of what is good dies fast (Sirius/Harry/Draco) |
[Dec. 16th, 2009|12:00 pm] |
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: shellydkitty
From: A Majestic Member!
Title: Most of what is good dies fast
Characters/Pairings: Sirius/Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Crossdressing, implied spanking, implied striptease(ish)
Other Warnings: Small, easy-to-miss tattooage/piercings! Mild cousincest! Mysteriously alive Sirius! Improbably high heels! A sex-god!Sirius sandwich! Harry's collarbones! No chan, though.
Artist's Notes: Deviant #62, I tried to incorporate as many of your kinks as possible -- say, have one of them sit alone in a shady corner while voyeuristically masturbating to the post-striptease crossdressed roleplay spank fucking -- but all of the boys wanted to jump in on the action and I was nigh powerless to prevent them. Hope you enjoy this anyway! It was loads of fun to draw. Contrary to whatever the title may imply, this piece contains absolutely zero character death. Photo reference used. :)
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( Most of what is good dies fast [NWS Art!] ) |
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| Kinky Kristmas Fic: He Wants Him (Bill/Draco, Charlie/Draco) |
[Dec. 16th, 2009|12:00 pm] |
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: eeyore9990
From: A Mischievous Member!
Title: He Wants Him
Characters/Pairings: Bill/Draco, Charlie/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Cuckolding, Dirty Dipping/Sloppy Seconds
Other Warnings: None
Word Count: ~1,540
Summary/Description: Bill wants Draco. Charlie wants him, too; especially after Bill's fucked him.
Author's Notes: Much Kinky Happiness to my recipient. I offer you a gift with a distinct lack of plot, as requested.
( He Wants Him ) |
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| "Still crazy after all these years..." |
[Dec. 16th, 2009|09:19 am] |
19 years later, and still going strong!!!
Happy anniversary, Husbandly One!!!
love,
The Wifely One |
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| Fic: True Bond |
[Dec. 16th, 2009|08:40 am] |
Title: True Bond
Author: alisanne
Rating: R
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary: Harry and Severus are given something to think about.
Word Count: 715
Genre: Romance
Warnings: Snarry smeing
A/N: Written for adventdrabbles's prompt #15: Holly and Ivy. This is part 15 in my Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards series, the previous parts being: Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 1 - Candles, Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 2 - Plum Pudding, Inexplicably Bound, A Snog and a Cuddle, Tinsel Talk, Hot Buttered Harry, Stockings Stuffed With Care, Finding the Perfect Tree, Why Santa's Jolly, Important Research, A Hint of Ginger, On a Wing and a Prayer, Caretaker and Just Punishment.
Beta: sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
( True Bond ) |
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| Fic: Putting Up with Pansy |
[Dec. 15th, 2009|11:24 pm] |
Title: Putting Up with Pansy
Author: alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Summary: Harry deserves a reward.
Word Count: 286
Genre: Humor
Warnings: None that I am aware of.
A/N: Written for dracoharry100's Christmas prompt: Gifts, and for slythindor100's Advent prompt: Christmas tree cupcakes. This could be considered a follow up to An Appropriate Gift and will make more sense if read after that.
Beta: leela_cat
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
( Putting Up with Pansy ) |
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